I vacuumed your true love because I hate baseball.

[fr_defenestrato]

Thanks to geckospot:

goofy kinda meme
I sang to a fireman because I keep it gangsta!

Pick the month you were born in:

January--I cried with
Febuary--i ran over
March--i sang to
April--I vacuumed
May--i ate
June-- im in love with
July--I drove over
August--i killed
September--i ran naked with
October--i danced with
November--i fought with
December-- i smoked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a monkey
2-------a vacuum
3-------a mexican
4-------a ninja
5-------a football player
6-------chuck norris
7-------a noodle
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends girlfriend
10-------an ipod
11-------a donkey
12-------a banana
13-------a bowl of alphabet cereal
14-------a llama
15-------a goat
16-------a ruler
17-------a homeless guy
18-------a fireman
19-------myself
20------- a old man
21-------YOUR TRUE LOVE
22-------a fork
23------- a penis
24-------a pickle
25-------a baseball bat
26-------a pole
27-------a gangsta
28-------a cd
29-------a spoon
30-------asian
31-------YOUR brother

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing::

White------Because i keep it gangsta
Black-------because dat bitch took my TACO.
Pink--------Because i said i could
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------because it was illegal
Green----- because i waz drunk
Purple------Because Im cool like that.
Gray--------Because thats how i roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate baseball
Other-------Because i wuz high
maroon-----Becuz im sprung
teal-----Becuz i wanted him
none----Because emo's suck
beige----cuz I am a 4th grader
bra-------because i'm a freak like that
Brown-----because no one can do it like me