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Photos are definitely out. I just met Steven Blank, official and authorized photog for Blatino Oasis, and he referred me to Joe Hawkins, Chief Assistant to the Assistant Chief, who told me sternly that I was absolutely NOT to take photos. They have all the sanctioned photographers they need, sez he, and then he pooh-poohed the idea of my getting on his official photo crew. Ah well. I shall email him links to my other smut journalism work and let him see the sort of thing I do, which is exactly the sort of thing that Blank does, only maybe a little better. Maybe next year, if I come. Meanwhile, on perfect cue, the very definition of sex just walked by my room with his low-cut jeans riding even lower, below the string of his red jock. *sigh*

Last night I had sex in a hedge maze.