Because.

I've seen this abecedarian meme running around in which one gives one's Age, Bed size, etc. How mundane, methought, and figured instead to respond to 26 alphabetical but tacit queries, leaving it to the reader to determine what my answers answer. Heh-heh-heh.

A - 1.85:1
B - Every other day
C - Uncut
D - 16,332
E - Natural disaster or plague. Hopefully soon.
F - ~12.8%
G - Prescriptivist
H - 1.82
I - ~$7,800
J - Cherry
K - ~4.8
L - 4.75 left; 4.5 right
M - INTJ
N - Greek
O - 'by seynt Loy'
P - Heights, Kirsten Dunst
Q - Not strained
R - None
S - ~9 ppm
T - Yes, when I was 10
U - At the slightest provocation
V - T2
W - 2458.75
X - Welsh, Portugese
Y - 5725
Z - Snake

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My life's a mess; I wait for you to pass.
I stand here at the bar; I hold an empty glass.
But at least I now own a pie server.

There is something intrinsically satisfying...

... yet still troubling about Anderson Cooper interviewing Isaac Mizrahi.