OMFG STFU ABOUT AMERICAN FUCKING IDOL

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I am filled to surfeit with loathing for all things AI. I wish I could wander into a Borgesian forking reality where there is no such thing. I am utterly disgusted at the frequency with which the perfectly pointless proceedings of this cultural abomination are purveyed as "news" on teh intrawebs. Because of course there's nothing more important to tell us, like real data on Al Qaeda in Iraq activity before and since the U.S. invasion, or the profitability since 2003 of the manufacturers of munitions and instruments of warfare and the war-adjunct service industries, or why Metro is $450 million short on annual operating expenses despite two enormous fare increases in 3 years.

The real enemy is the appalling apathy of the American public. Turn off your motherfucking TV now, or shoot yourself. Please.

Edit: Ok, maybe counseling suicide is inappropriate.