Puritanism Today
Oct. 1st, 2007 02:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fr_defenestratoOne peder@st imped is worth a law
Policing thought; forestalling carn@l play
Of willing adults; banning Evelyn Waugh,
De Sade, Anaïs Nin, and Rabelais;
And forcing rank pathology upon
A happy, balanced guy whose sole transgression—
Believing that young, h0rny kid Lashawn
From Jax, who gave him the distinct impression
The s/he was 17—convinced the State
To label him a r@pist; now he must
Thereof advise his neighbors. And of late
The Feds seem ever more inclined to bust
(And seize computers from) such poor schlamazels
As post Web pics of peni—I mean, nozzles.
Policing thought; forestalling carn@l play
Of willing adults; banning Evelyn Waugh,
De Sade, Anaïs Nin, and Rabelais;
And forcing rank pathology upon
A happy, balanced guy whose sole transgression—
Believing that young, h0rny kid Lashawn
From Jax, who gave him the distinct impression
The s/he was 17—convinced the State
To label him a r@pist; now he must
Thereof advise his neighbors. And of late
The Feds seem ever more inclined to bust
(And seize computers from) such poor schlamazels
As post Web pics of peni—I mean, nozzles.
