fr_defenestrato | The Shoe. Alexsander Freitas. (Reply)

It was some kind of porn star promotion at the Lucky Horseshoe Lounge last night, and they were giving out Fleshjacks, collecting money for TPAN (Test Positive Aware Network, a name I've always found a bizarre glorification of an unhappy event). Anyway, when the host asked for volunteers with ten $1 bills in they pocketses, I stepped up along with one other guy to compete in some unspecified game. We were instructed to "tip these two porn stars in the dirtiest way possible". So I ended up paying $10 to suck dick, eat ass, and be given a Fleshjack. Which somebody subsequently rooked while my back was turned, but oh well. Easy come (remarkably easy, to hear tell), easy go.

Neither porn star was Alexsander Freitas, alas, though he was there and wearing assless underwear all night and videotaping local 'Shoe dancers he found hot:

...and at one point he jumped in and helped us contestants out by actually sticking a dollar bill up Austin Andrews's ass. This pic, from last year's equivalent event, shows Mr. Andrews on the right; I'm assuming Zane Michaels on the left (the other half of AustinZane.com) was his partner, though last night was the first time I had met or put my mouth to either of them. And I found them both twinky and unremarkable, so I'm a little hazy here. Still: I was hired to be dirty, so my co-contestant and I gave a nice show, at one point sharing the blond guy's dick. Like you do.

Later, Alexsander chatted me up and sang the praises of Fleshjack. "Sometimes it's better than the real thing!" I'm sure I was mighty inarticulate, focusing as I was on his real thing, right in front of me. Seriously? There's not much on this planet or in this life that I would rather do than this: