This really is antisocial behavior...

Yes, it's the 10 anonymous comments to 10 flisters meme. Only these go to 11. I started with 25 and winnowed. Everybody about whom these are not: I love you, too, except those whom I don't. Should you wish to perpetuate this mean-spirited, paranoia-cultivating prank, make sure you never, ever reveal whom they're about and never confirm or deny any speculation on the matter.

• your emotional support here has been really important to me, especially when i'm feeling particularly misanthropic. sorry if i don't quite express that well or often enough.
  
• [x], meet my anus. anus, [x]. y'all can take it from here.
  
• i can't tell you how pleased i am at where you've gotten to and who you are, given the sometimes spotty evidence of the last 19 years.
  
• i'm really glad we've met IRL and i look forward to a long and happy friendship.
  
• i valued your friendship. your opinions meant a lot to me. and you defriended me.
  
• i don't think i ever quite realized how unrestrainedly fabulous you are when we lived in the same town. were you less fabulous then, or was it me?
  
• i really miss getting drunk with you and sticking my tongue in your butt. [nah, he'll never figure out this is about him...]
  
• i believe i made you sad by not being what you wanted me to be, and i'm really sorry for that. (if there's comfort in numbers, i've not been what lots of people wanted me to be.)
  
• look, i know your sexuality is elastic and comfortable enough to withstand some acrobatic homosex. get over here.
  
• please accept, without any reservation or self-doubt, that you're a beautiful and sexy motherfucker, just as you are.
  
• your journal entries have made me cry, literally. they also sometimes make me giggle and often make me feel happy just that such a person as you exists. i wish on an almost daily basis that i could hug you.