Two sibling questiums:

peregrin8 wants to know: Do you ever think about quitting drinking again?

I drank a bit last night. Three pints of stout,
Two steep shots of tequila, and some piss
(Figurative, alas) occasioned doubt,
As ever drinking do, re the abyss.
It's been five years since my last month-long break
And doubtless would my liver bless me madly
Were I teetotalage to undertake
Anew. Yet as regards behaving badly,
I'm happy I no longer drink till mean
And rarely to the point of smoking crack;
I think this indicates that I have been
Improving, not in temperance, but in knack.
So while I'm sometimes tempted to go dry,
Yet there but for the grace of me go I.


Defenseless 'gainst the allure of limericks, timehole asks: Do you know anyone from Nantuckett?

I know plenty folks up in Hancock,
And some who on Capes Cod and Anne dock,
But from Nantucket Isle
Only one makes me smile
With his sesquipedalian man-cock.