Richard III Revisited
Mar. 12th, 2007 02:28 pmI would that this nightmarish play would end,
This bloody farce with stoop'd and stupid king
(For whom, should circumstance make him extend
His kingdom for a horse, I've just the thing:
Two suicidal Sunnis in a suit
Left over from a Stooges short: the head
Is far too erudite, far too astute
To be much use, but what's another dead
Iraqi, give or take? Besides, the ass
Is right up our king's alley: at a glance
He sidles up, perceives a horsey pass
A coy flick of the tailand drops his pants
To pound away with wanton ecstasy
Precisely where they stashed the TNT).
This bloody farce with stoop'd and stupid king
(For whom, should circumstance make him extend
His kingdom for a horse, I've just the thing:
Two suicidal Sunnis in a suit
Left over from a Stooges short: the head
Is far too erudite, far too astute
To be much use, but what's another dead
Iraqi, give or take? Besides, the ass
Is right up our king's alley: at a glance
He sidles up, perceives a horsey pass
A coy flick of the tailand drops his pants
To pound away with wanton ecstasy
Precisely where they stashed the TNT).