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fr_defenestrato) wrote2007-03-14 11:34 am
fr_defenestrato) wrote2007-03-14 11:34 am
Hooray! A double-dose of evil today!
1: The New York Times reported this morning that Marine General and Joint Chiefs Chairman Peter Pace and Tim Hardaway have started a PAC to round up the faggots and put them in camps where they won't flirt with anybody but themselves.
As was the case with Hardaway, no apology is necessary, General, for your hurtful remarks—which we're heard 418,000 already this morning were only your personal opinion but which you masqueraded around as common sense if not U.S. Armed Forces operating policy. An apology would ring false in any case; would make you seem less of a man; would piss your God off (because we know how vehemently Christ hated them lousy cum-stained faggot preeverts); would abridge your authority to run, along with your esteemed peers, the best-equipped, worst-medically treated, and most socially backward and cromagnon fighting force on the planet.
Oh George? George Takei? We need you again. *sigh*
2: Asslicker General Alberto Gonzalez admits that "mistakes were made" in the U.S. Department of Justice's firing of eight problematic (read: sane, unwilling to suck Mr. Bush's ass even to give Al a momentary breather) U.S. attys last December; Mr. Gonzalez also pooh-poohed Democrats' calls for his resignation. After all, why should somebody resign based on a few honest "mistakes"?
Yeah, honest mistakes. Like lying under oath to Congress about the White House's direct involvement, for two years, in the planning and timing of the firings (Gonzalez didn't perjure himself, of course, and the patsy, "top aide" Kyle Sampson, has already resigned in something that would be considered dishonor, were this administration endowed of the slightest pretense to honor. Of course Mr. Sampson acted solely of his own accord (the Office of the President of the United States isn't so hoity-toity that it insists on giving its "suggestions" re the employment of Federal attorneys to anyone in a position of actual authority at DOJ! no, indeed, Kyle picked it up from an admin assistant who said the White House had called the night before and spoken to a Ghanian janitor).
And besides, Mr. Gonzalez continued to insist, the firings were about poor job performance, something the White House would, naturally, have a far greater capacity to judge (to have begun judging two years ago, in fact) than those attorneys' immediate superiors at DOJ.
White House Counselor Dan Bartlett defended Mr. Gonzalez, calling him "a stand-up guy." I must agree: his standup is hysterical. Had me in stitches.
Neocons of LJ, today, you are absolutely right: I hate this fucking country. This fucking government must be overthrown, violently if necessary. Jefferson's warnings scream out revolution against every farcical facet of what our corporate, crypto-government overlords have become.
As was the case with Hardaway, no apology is necessary, General, for your hurtful remarks—which we're heard 418,000 already this morning were only your personal opinion but which you masqueraded around as common sense if not U.S. Armed Forces operating policy. An apology would ring false in any case; would make you seem less of a man; would piss your God off (because we know how vehemently Christ hated them lousy cum-stained faggot preeverts); would abridge your authority to run, along with your esteemed peers, the best-equipped, worst-medically treated, and most socially backward and cromagnon fighting force on the planet.
Oh George? George Takei? We need you again. *sigh*
2: Asslicker General Alberto Gonzalez admits that "mistakes were made" in the U.S. Department of Justice's firing of eight problematic (read: sane, unwilling to suck Mr. Bush's ass even to give Al a momentary breather) U.S. attys last December; Mr. Gonzalez also pooh-poohed Democrats' calls for his resignation. After all, why should somebody resign based on a few honest "mistakes"?
Yeah, honest mistakes. Like lying under oath to Congress about the White House's direct involvement, for two years, in the planning and timing of the firings (Gonzalez didn't perjure himself, of course, and the patsy, "top aide" Kyle Sampson, has already resigned in something that would be considered dishonor, were this administration endowed of the slightest pretense to honor. Of course Mr. Sampson acted solely of his own accord (the Office of the President of the United States isn't so hoity-toity that it insists on giving its "suggestions" re the employment of Federal attorneys to anyone in a position of actual authority at DOJ! no, indeed, Kyle picked it up from an admin assistant who said the White House had called the night before and spoken to a Ghanian janitor).
And besides, Mr. Gonzalez continued to insist, the firings were about poor job performance, something the White House would, naturally, have a far greater capacity to judge (to have begun judging two years ago, in fact) than those attorneys' immediate superiors at DOJ.
White House Counselor Dan Bartlett defended Mr. Gonzalez, calling him "a stand-up guy." I must agree: his standup is hysterical. Had me in stitches.
Neocons of LJ, today, you are absolutely right: I hate this fucking country. This fucking government must be overthrown, violently if necessary. Jefferson's warnings scream out revolution against every farcical facet of what our corporate, crypto-government overlords have become.