O Microsoft, thou art a den of cheap extruded-plastic vipers.

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Dear Microsoft:

After version after version after version of Office, why in the blistering FUCK can't you program your 'case' applet to overlook insignificant words? Why does your so-called 'title case' produce 'A Day In The Life Of A Useless Coder'?

Also re Office: If I have two Word documents open and hit ALT-F4 while looking at one, the current document closes but Word stays open because another document is open. If I have two Excel documents open and hit ALT-F4 while looking at one, Excel quits. What's up with that?

Do YOU have a pet peeve that has driven you crazy for years about Microsoft Office, or Windows, or other Microsoft product? Do tell!