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fr_defenestrato: (gourd 2010-02)

This Was the Species that Was

Anterogradation of the Thigmotactic Zone

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Created on 2017-04-11 19:56:50 (#3035330), last updated 2017-04-13 (14 weeks ago)

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I am an ancient platypus and a hedonist.

I taste of fresh strawberries.

My nose is too low and I'm coming in too fast.

I keep odd hours, as do my botanist and her auto detailer and his hair stylist.

I chew carefully.

I was born between the year of the rat and the year of the snake; my sign is therefore rattlesnake.

When hinges creak, I oil them; that's the kind of hairpin I am.

I am an atheist. The idea that science is "just another religion" is the single most pernicious lie in the foul, stinking cloaca of lies that forms the species' substrate.

I am getting old. My uvula is wearing out.

I wear the cheese; it does not wear me.

Content disclaimer, in the spirit of cooperation with LJ policy: This journal is written by an adult male and as such may include images or discussions on sexual topics or of a sexual nature. Because the planet's most powerful and destructive megafauna have evolved a groundless and injurious aversion to matters of coitus and the many pleasures related thereto, certain paranoid legal restrictions may apply regarding reading of this journal. Those under the age of majority (an arbitrary limit, wholly lacking in scientific or common-sense justification) in their local area should not proceed to read my journal; nor should they even consider looking at any images contained therein depicting throbbing cocks being jacked with the desperate abandon afforded an eject lever on a nosediving aeroplane, or stabbing frenetically into tight little manholes that have just been lubricated and relaxed with a thorough tongue-fucking. Definitely not.

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