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‘There’s nothing in your head of any use!’
Thus spake my doc, with otoscope deployed:
A strange pronouncement, yes, but less abstruse
than most of his. I made a note—avoid
wind tunnels—and went on with my affairs;
but then my barber—sound, prodigious lad—
shaved my back teeth and 'scaped my pubic hairs
into a French-colonial map of Chad.
My baker piped crème fraiche athwart my brow
and dusted me with cocoa. Then the guy
from UPS delivered me a cow
whose provenance he questioned. (‘Bull,’ said I.)
They’re clearly putting something in the water;
and I for twelve could skoshly be distraughter.

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